POLITICS.

A boy asked his dad, What is politics dad?

Dad-" It is like our family.I am the father so I am the prime minister.
Your mother looks after the finances so she is the goverment. Your nanny works for us so she is working class. You are the children so you are the people, And the baby is the future"

So the boy went to bed that night thinking about it.He heard the baby crying, so he went to have a look and found the baby had soiled his nappy.So he went to nanny rome it was locked ,he peeped through the keyhole and found that his dad is in bed with the nanny.
He went to his mother's room it was locked and through the keyhole he found his mum fast asleep.So he can't have any help and went back to bed.

In the morning he said to his dad.

"Dad I know what politics is."
Dad-"Well tell me in your own words what you know about politics."
The boy said" The prime minister is screwing the working class while the goverment is asleep.People can't get any help and the future is in deep shit."