What is Politics.

A father was telling his young son the meaning of politics.
He said politics is like our family.I am the father so I am the prime minister.Your mum looks after the finances of the family so she is the goverment.Your nanny works for us so she is the working class.You and your sister are children so you are the people.And the baby is newly born so he is the future.

The boy went to bed that night thinking about his father's theory of politics.In the middle of the night he heard the baby cried so he went to look and found the baby had pooed in his nappy.So he went to nanny's bedroom and found his dad in bed with the nanny.In order to find some help he went to his mum's room and found his mum fast asleep.So he went back to bed.

In the morning at breakfast he said to his dad.Dad I know the meaning of politics now dad he said.Its like this-----
"The prime minister is screwing the working class while the goverment is asleep.People cant get any help and the future is in deep shit."